—Mayara Cardoso, "At my grandfather's funeral, we were at one of those cemeteries that only has plaques on the ground in the middle of the grass, and some very nice mountain views. Christopher Rivera Amaro, a super featherweight boxer with a 5-15 professional record, made his final appearance in the ring – at his own wake. Death, like life, can get crazy. Different family buried mama in her finest Fredericks of Hollywood lingerie. When my daughter, who always tends to focus on the morbid things in life raised the dreaded question, “Dad, what’s going to happen to us when you die?” My son who was busy texting one of his friends at the time barely glanced up from his phone. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. Then she said in a serious tone: 'Oh, sorry, I though this was the wake for Nelson.' She said: 'Yeah, I just came over here because I had to fart.'" I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, “Thank you. This post was translated from Portuguese. Not sure whether to laugh or cry at that story…. Everyone ran inside and left her body there. Everyone burst out laughing!" Twenty minutes into the ride Jim had a question for the taxi driver, “Excuse me sir” said Jim tapping the driver on the shoulder. We, along with a bunch of other relatives, were following the hearse of my late great aunt. It would have been a touching scene, if only this twin brother hadn't then tripped and almost fallen in the pit, shouting, 'DAMMIT, NOT ME TOO!' Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! Now she's no longer married to the same guy." Then he lay down again and didn’t move again. I saw my cousin walking alone in the middle of the grass. You know the feeling when you start laughing a bit and it gets even worse? Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! We send one of the National Guardsmen down into the hole to retrieve the raccoon (he had the least expensive dress uniform/suit on, thus cheapest to clean). Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. I couldn't hold it in and started laughing." when we notice the raccoon that us in the bottom of the grave. On the day of my big job interview I woke up late. The limousines pulling family members and pallbearers are parked and idling (it’s mid summer and hot outside) and we are about ready to have them come forward, retrieve the casket, place it on the lowering device, etc. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out … We are doing a huge service. Someone put flowers on it, and we all left. Like this: Your email address will not be published. —Giovana Lima, "At my friend's grandfather's wake, there was a wake being held for another elderly man in the room next to ours. I was in the cafeteria of the funeral home with some other family members, waiting to get some chicken drumsticks, with my phone in my jacket pocket. For all the preparation and planning, and despite the somber gravity of the situation, when you gather a large group of people together to consider the entire life of another of their species, things can go awry. So, she left the wake, asked permission from the family that was in the area where she had lost the earring, and began to look for it while everyone was praying. From Odee: His remains were sent to St. Louis for cremation where they remained unclaimed for 102 years. He drags it up, we put it in a pillowcase and the digger takes it over to his truck and tosses it in the back. Here are some of the best and craziest funeral stories (and funeral-related stories) we’ve collected. And it wasn't a quick kiss. The casket flew to one side, and her deceased grandfather to the other!" Definitely a crazy funeral story, but oh so sad. —Paula Mascarenhas, "When my great aunt Cida died, my godmother ordered her a floral wreath. Finally, my cousin ran up and was on top of the guy, and he said he was sorry. She cried and cried, and when she was near the casket, she saw she was crying for the wrong person. —Aline Ýngratis, "Once, some people tried to rob me at my great-grandmother's funeral! I asked incredulously. —Igor Pinheiro, "I don't know if it's wrong to laugh about this, but my friend went to a wake for her uncle, who was a huge fan of the Cruzeiro soccer team, and she saw that her mother had brought her Cruzeiro flag to put on the casket. Obsessed with travel? —Ezequiel Apenas, "My sister and I went to a funeral, and since my sister is a total clown, she startd making me laugh. The deceased was well loved in the county, and we have dignitaries from the state capitol in attendance. Well, it happened right before the ceremony was about to begin, when the undertaker gently lifted John up to place him in the coffin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. We figure why the hell not, so the digger trenches a hole out in the undeveloped area. California residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. Apparently the funeral employees driving the hearse had driven so fast that the casket had been jostled and tipped. We, along with a bunch of other relatives, were following the hearse of my late great aunt. A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. I had to get out of the chapel because I couldn't even look at my mom's face without laughing." They guy had thought that Marisa was the name of the person who died, and not the person ordering the flowers. Reporting on what you care about. —Renata Mendes, "When my grandmother died, my family decided that she would be buried in the city where she was born. His family dressed his body in his boxing outfit before propping him upright in a makeshift ring for a wake at a community centre in Puerto Rico’s capital San Juan. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. Once she found the right wake, she cried from laughing every time she looked at the casket, because she remembered the dead person from the room next door." So my mother (who goes over the top with food) decided to provide a buffet and a lot of whiskey to serve at the wake, because everything was about food and drinks. Nobody could hold in their laughter." As I’m pulling in to the cemetery, the sexton and grave digger meet me and they begin parking cars where they can. So, I’m sure you all heard of John Hoki, the inventor of the Hoki Poki. Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. Thank god for the closed casket. HHH” screamed the taxi driver swerving the taxi across three lanes of traffic finally stopping the car on the opposite shoulder. I started doing the same thing to them at funerals! So she realized that it couldn't have been my grandfather. “What the heck was that all about?” demanded Jim thoroughly shaken. Dad Antonio Santos could not wake Kelvin again and carried him to hospital in Belem, northern Brazil. A taxi promptly picked him up and they were on there way. We couldn’t wake him.”. BuzzFeed Brazil asked readers, Decorate A Room, And We'll Give You A Houseplant Recommendation, Plan A Night Of Perfect Sex, And We'll Grade Your Bedroom Skills.
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